TRAGICALLY IRONIC BABY DEATH

In perhaps the most ironic baby death in all history this baby died while having his little baby face cast for his baby grave.

BLACK PRESIDENT

JAPANTHER AT GHOST TOWN

We still smell like 4Loko and cigarettes. At least no one got knifed by the coked-out bouncer.

NERD NOSTALGIA

There are no good arcades anymore. My formative years were spent slamming soda and jump-kicking Abobo to the face. Countless hours and quarters dropped in dark rooms filled with lazer sounds, pizza sweat, and hardcore nerds with their damp faces illuminated only by the flashing screen of Golden Axe. Even when I could play Paperboy at home on my NES I still bugged my mom to drop me off at The Underground to get into some future shit like Neo-Geo. Those days are gone. Yet there are always the memories. Memories I can lay down at night and wax my nerd boner to now with the help of THESE INCREDIBLE FUCKING MINIATURE ARCADE GAMES!



Some serious dork named Justin Whitlock spends countless hours neglecting his family to bring to the world these amazing little reproductions. Best part is they are super fucking cheap to buy.

Check out his Flickr page and his Facebook for more info.

My first two purchases are already being put to good use.

Here's General Akbar rockin' dual guns to help save our future.



Look carefully and you'll see G.I. Joseph playing Gauntlet in the manger while his shitty wife tells the neighbors about some kid she had with another dude.

BLACK SUNDAY

Mario Bava's 1960 masterpiece. A depressing reminder that nobody fucking understands atmosphere anymore. After watching the DVD again I might go on a Hammer binge, drink scotch, play with a smoke machine, and light my living room carpet on fire. That's fucking atmosphere. And it's gonna scare the hell out of my dog.

COMPANY CAR

Custom plates to avoid any confusion.

LEAD-BASED PAINT MAKES EVERYTHING SPECIALMAN

This is what happens when you move your production to China.



I think the helmet accessory is sold separately.

MOTHER

This pic causes special feelings in my body

TENEBRAE TUESDAY

“The impulse had become irresistible. There was only one answer to the fury that tortured him. And so he committed his first act of murder. He had broken the most deep-rooted taboo, and found not guilt, not anxiety or fear, but freedom. Any humiliation which stood in his way could be swept aside by the simple act of annihilation: Murder.”

Argento paints the walls red to Goblin's OST in one of our Giallo favs.

TUF-O

LIFE IS TUF

REMEMBERING IS TUF

TUF E NUF

TUF LANGUAGE

IT MAY LOOK TUF

JESUS CHRIST

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