COWAGUNGA DUDE! The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles inspired NINJASTARPIZZACUTTER. Reminds us all that pizza can be both delicious and deadly.
The pre-duel glove to face slap has never been so elegant and scratchy. The SANDPAPERSLAP(GLOVE) is also very handy in wood-working applications. Doubly dangerous when used in the creation of wood based weapons.
What's worse than getting beheaded? Getting chewheaded. Which I guess means getting your neck chewed through until your head falls off. The PIRANHAGUILLOTINE accomplishes just that. Funny how the 2 pitchers of IPA I drank caused me to spell piranha wrong and guillotine right.