You know what? Fuck it. I love BLime, and it's a problem. I remember once at a party I laughed right in a guy's face for drinking a BLime. I really wish I could take that back. The other day we were drinking BLimes by the river and a raft full of crustys floated by. I could see the envy in their eyes as they watched us slam BLime after BLime, then proceed to smash the bottles on the rocks. Instead of yapping anymore about how amazing BLime is, I made this diagram which I believe illustrates the perfect harmony that is Real Lime Flavor and Bud Light.
Also, please use this picture below as a reference for the only acceptable quantity of BLime to purchase at a time.