WEAPONS WEDNESDAY #4

Here we are again. It's Wednesday and the government still hasn't called us back to contract some of the weapons we've designed for manufacture. It's like they hate freedom or something. But we don't give up. No retreat no surrender.

The TURTLENECKNOOSE. When you put on a turtle-neck sweater you've given up on life. Why not do us all a favor and make it official.


Always deadly, the SWORDKNIFEMACE pulls double duty in the killing fields. If your enemy isn't taken out by it, you will be. Saving you the humiliation of returning to your village having not died in battle and ruining your chance to Valhalla.